W is the big cheese again after a squeaky but nonetheless clean victory by getting 274 electoral votes to Kerry's 254. So last time it was Florida that sealed the win, this time Ohio was at center stage.

I hope you remember that you heard me say it first: in 2008 Bush will again be re-elected as the supreme ruler of the American Republic. 4 years on, the patriot act will have been furthered to include an identeifying microchip for all citizens and a flashlight with special bulb to cut through the noxious air repealing the Clean Air Act created.

But on the plus side, severely obese people will have to pay tax for taking up more than the average amount of space. Also, they wont live as long as their blubber will soak up too many toxins from the genetically altered heavy metal tained food chain. But for corporations it will be clear sailing.

And yes, Omaha and the heartland, believe in your Bush, those terrorists are keeping up nights devising a way to take away your chicken fried steak and Ford Excusions that truck your fat selves around at $100 a tank.
Don't fret, Dick and Bush are at the helm. Unless you are North Korea, Sudan, Iran, Yemen, Palestine, Wildlife, Water Quality or the Economy, you have nothing to worry about!