The tomfoolery of the Kobe Electric Railway's youthful patrons:

1. A middle school student put a healthy glop of gel in his hair, then proceeded to flagilate his scalp for about 10 minutes. I was sitting next to him. Everyone was enjoying his hairs floating about like DNA afloat in the steady stream of air conditioned lovliness.

2. A boy, exercising the nifty fashion trend of extreme sagging, drooped his pants and displayed his hello kitty boxers. All the elderly passengers were confused, as if to not quite be able to discern why dropping ones's pants to crack-displaying levels is fashionable.