I'll probably never.... Things I likely won't have to do, experience or force others to do in my remaining lifetime.

1. Tell someone to stop giving me grief, and instead, use a "communicative method."

2. Menstrate, but hey, eat enough GMO foods...you never know what might happen.

3. Start, or fund, an insurgency. But some of them are legit, as long as the cause is legit and all of them wear T-shirts saying 'legit' on them

4. Meet a four-legged man or woman sporting a set of fly-like, compound eyes.

5. Wake up floating in a sea of mango juice. But if that were to happen, I could immedately fend off growing fears of scurvey.

6. Walk on water, unless the water is really thin, bouyant and a witch turns me into a water strider. Maybe only then.

7. Eat a gree tea Snickers bar. You know that somewhere, someone is devising a scheme to impregnate otherwise delicious green tea into a candy bar. Kit Kat tried that, and honey, it was a duh-zaz-tah.

Seven is a lucky number; so for now, ponder away.