After all the hooplah about modifying the Pledge of Alliegence in US schools, I have come up with a solution which should keep both the ALCU and the current administration happy.

Instead of reciting the controversial "One nation under God" clause, schoolchildren shall now be made to listen to Attorney General John Ashcroft's "let the eagle soar," made so famous on Letterman back in 2003. Patriotism at its best, for all parties involved.