Tuesday, April 13, 2004

I thought a good, productive thing to do here would be to create a list of things that I believe few people like. So review this list and e-mail me if you have anything that I should add or delete:

1. Hair clogs
2. 2000 flushes blue and similar products (does your toilet water really need to be blue?)
3. Oscar Meyer Gummi Hot Dogs and Hamburgers (desserts from the creators of baloney)
4. Wasps (what useful purpose do these things serve?)
5. Chernobyl. (Post- April 1986)
6. Forest monoculture (4 species are better than one!) Actually, this is only disliked by a subgroup.
7. Cream Bread (yes, shortening-based cream filled inside spongy baugette, a big hit in Korea)
8. Crude Oil Spills (oil-eating bacteria aside)
9. Mullets (sorry, Canada)
10. Nascar (Sorry North Carolina, both Virginias, Alabama and other fan bases)
11. Venomous Spiders and Snakes
12. Coach seats on planes (for people over 170 cm tall)
13. Air Canada bathrooms (economy class, anyway)
14. George W. Bush (Nascar fans excluded) (not to be confused with George H.W. Bush, or George H.W. Bush, Sr.)
15. 99 cent canned Salmon purchased in West Virgina. Perhaps I got a bad batch.
16. $ 10 for 2 passport photos at Kinko's
17. The McRib at McDonalds (remember when they found rat parts in them?)

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