You are what you eat:

Sitting here being hungry, i was thinking of the past, and what I should NOT have put into my body over the years. Here is what I have come up with as I write this:

Those halloween wax vampire lips. I thought they were candy!

Velveeta; purported to be a "blend" of several cheeses. I want to know which ones, Kraft man!

All things gummi (gummi coke bottles are my favorite)

Popcorn topping; I can't believe that it's butter, cuz it ain't.

Circus Peanuts. Neither peanutty taste nor any odors found under the big top.

Jawbreakers, they should be called "multi-colored future dental work"

Mountain Dew. Increased my diabetes risk factor tenfold!

Fried mozzerela cheese sticks, as featured on the Shari's menu.
Super-sized french fries.

Added to the list today are:

All things Hostess, most notably Twinkies, Cup Cakes, Ho Ho's and those quasi-fruit pies.

Tokyo Station banana sponge cakes. Folks, that isn't real banana...

French fries with garnished with mayonaise, ketchup and mustard (tonight's dinner side dish)

Supersized Butterfinger. Mix in some crushed oreos and vanilla ice cream, and you get "dirt" cake!

Dots, the stickiest candy ever.

Lime flavored Tootsie Rolls. As you might guess, not made with real lime.

Banana and assorted flavor PowerBars. The inventor of these dainties (which found my way into my backpack on multiple occasions, due the 1.25 per meal price) recently died at age 51. So a PowerBar diet and marathons certainly do not mix, one could infer.

Kraft Handi-Snax, comlete with "real" pastureized process cheese food product. Also, Cheese Whiz and the cheese in the aerosol can.

In Lake Grove, Oregon there is a place called Giantburger. An original Giantburger had on it a1/3 pound patty, three fried eggs, several slices of bacon and the usual fixins'. I ate the whole thing, and then skipped the following meal.

Balls of butter and flour rolled in sugar. Also known as "bear claws" and "danishes."