Bob Dylan Visits Work:

Today I witnessed students learning Bob Dylan lyrics from "Blowin in the Wind."

How many r's and l's will we murder until we realize our accents are crap?

How much industrial waste will we dump until all the fish grow a third eye?

How many sheets of paper will it take until my coworker's desk spontaniously combusts?

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I saw Dylan live once, at my Uni's old ivy-infested gymnasium back in 98. he was wearing his back trenchcoat, and looked gonged. Par for the course, I suppose. The slightly more than pleasantly plump Van Morrison was also there, but he sorta mumbled having had a few boxes of franzia before the set. He was rolled offstage by some struggling-looking roadies after the show. My conclusion? I paid 57.50 too much for that ticket!!!