A hot and steaming colony of grease....

What lacks at the Japanese versions of the following chain shops:

KFC: mashed potatoes and gravy. That's the only thing I liked from the place to begin with.

Dairy Queen: Dairy Queen (exception is Thailand and the Seoul International Airport)

7-11: Slurpees, nachos, wayward teenage punks and armed robbery suspects. The concept of the 52-ounce Supertanker fountain drink has also not caught on outside the US.

Dunkin Donuts: fresh-baked donuts. At DD in Korea, the donuts are okay but are centrally baked. This has the affect of making the donuts taste like ass. Not all is lost, however as they sell Kern's fruit nectar.

McDonalds: Fatty Americans suing you for making them (allegedly) eat to sickly excess.

Denny's: Everything except French toast and the giant yellow sign. That is pretty much the same.